i just made the cutest thing i’ve ever made someone before and it took me like 3 hours. holy crap.
i got ditched tonight, so i’m staying inside and doing arts & crafts. feel free to bug me.
Anonymous asked: i would love to be the bride you dance with at your wedding
my dick looks so nice today :’)
Anonymous asked: You're too sexy for humanity
pg 99 & circle takes the square all day because i feel like ripping someone’s head off.
like, i may have been joking about wicca phase last night, but, if you put on the “bite my ear” video with brianna collins in it and just don’t watch it & power through the first 2 minutes, it’s actually okay… mainly because brianna starts singing and my heart starts to melt.